The Epic Tale of the Filfil as performed by Sangria, brought to you by Miranda

so sangria (or sandra) and i had a bet going that she couldn't finish a filfil (really freakin' hot ass pepper) in one sitting. she DID cheat though, wrapping that damn evil hot thing in bread. which is totally not fair. the others that attempted this feat without the bread ended up almost dying. watery eyes... maybe even tears? and lots of sweating. coughing. choking down water and bread to end the pain... it was tres amusing to watch, let me tell you.

but in the end... sangria DID end up finishing the green dancing devil. (for some reason i have personified the vegetable. i have no idea why.)

first bites? oh yeah suckaaaa, i got you! (she was soooo arrogant.)
oh, what's that? really freakin' hot? hmmm? HMMMM?
ohhh! look at me! bouncing back. or maybe this is the moment she realized the pepper was a little green devil. too bad she ate his legs off already. (okay, i am so aware i am going tooo far.)
hhahahaha, candid bitchessssss! FEEL THE BURRRRRNNNN!
VICTORIOUS!!!!! (she trumped my ass hardcore. ah well. what can i say? i am wicked proud.)

so i lost the bet. although i haven't really gone through with my end of the bargain (which was to stop picking on her.... whoops?)

this is just ridiculous proof that you CAN have awesome fun times in a 'restaurantal atmosphere.'